You’d have to be living under a rock not to know that Queen Elizabeth II recently celebrated her 90th birthday. The media circus was in full swing, and ‘highlights’ included a lengthy documentary in which the royal family looked back through Her Maj’s own collection of cinefilms.

Fortunately, if you missed this 90 minute program, Mr Conkers, who we suspect may really be Rhys Thomas in disguise, has summarised it all in his own inimitable style.

For more from Rhys, why not pick up the recently released Brian Pern dvd or blu-ray, which we reviewed in depth over yonder? You know you want to…