So Hot Right Now #9
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THE RETURN OF BRIAN PERN

© BBC / Rory Lindsay
This week sees the long awaited return of Brian Pern to our screens, in the brand new series Brian Pern: A Life in Rock. As always, the show is the brainchild of Fast Show veterans Rhys Thomas and Simon Day, the latter of whom plays the titular prog-rock legend turned hapless world music pioneer and obscure charity fundraiser.
Whilst the first series, The Life of Rock with Brian Pern focused more on telling the story of rock across the generations in documentary format, the second shifts its tone to be more of a candid look at the life of Brian, and those around him. This includes his luxury yacht loving manager John Farrow (brilliantly brought to life by Michael Kitchen), world music goddess Pepita (TVO regular Lucy Montgomery), Brian’s former bandmates in Thotch (including Paul Whitehouse and Nigel Havers as Pat Quid and Tony Pebble) and his driver Ned (Tony Way).

© BBC / Rory Lindsay
Also along for the ride this series are big name guest stars Martin Freeman, Jack Whitehall, Kathy Burke, Roger Allum, Kevin Eldon, Chrissie Hynde, Mel C, Roger Taylor, Roy Wood, Rick Parfitt and more. TVO devoured all three episodes in one sitting, and can confirm this is a joyous continuation of a much loved character, with a wonderful set of supporting characters filling out his world, and once more – some glorious tunes (courtesy of Steve Burge) in the mix.
You’d be mad to miss it. And if you tune in to BBC Two on Tuesday evening at 10pm, you won’t. Stay peeled this week for an exclusive interview with creators Simon Day & Rhys Thomas, and maybe a word or two from Brian Pern himself…
COMEDY COLLAB
If you haven’t caught up with Colin Hoult‘s unique blend of dark humour and outright silliness yet, you’ve probably not been reading TVO properly. First coming to our attention via his work with Julian Barratt & Dave McNeill on Zimbani, the character comedian has crafted numerous sell out live shows and appeared on our screens in shows as varied as House of Rooms, Derek, Life’s Too Short and Being Human.
Now he’s back with some of his most beloved live favourites, preparing for an onslaught of sheer characterness on his own YouTube channel. Five days a week, Colin will be posting a new vlog from one of the strange people in his mindtank, starting today!
Mondays will bring us a new video from the delightful (if failed) actress Anna Mann, whilst Tuesdays are a chance to get some expert tips on survival, scriptwriting and what movies you must all watch on pain of a poke in the eye, from Ninja Turtle fan Andy Parker.
On Wednesdays, everything will be coming up Saint Germain, as we get a little jazzy with our favourite beret wearer, Eddie Cartizian. And on Thursdays, its time for care in the community, as the Mighty God Thwor weilds his powerful hammer in our direction. Bang, bang.

© Colin Hoult
Finally, each Friday will bring us a surprise guest from Colin’s oeuvre, including new characters and old favourites – some of whom you may remember from his excellent radio series Carnival of Monsters, which is due back on Radio 4 soon. You can see the first episode, featuring Anna Mann discussing her old actress friend Miriam Crotch below, and don’t forget to subscribe to see more!
ONIONS AIRING

© Talkback / Brian Ritchie
As we’re keen to keep reminding you, there’s a large bevvy of shows currently airing with TVO connections. Monday nights see not one, not two, but three new shows to savour beaming into your homes: Trollied on Sky One at 8:30pm featuring Aisling Bea; Never Mind the Buzzcocks on BBC Two at 10pm, featuring Noel Fielding alongside Phill Jupitus and Rhod Gilbert; and Toast of London on Channel 4 at 10:35pm, featuring Matt Berry.

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But wait – there’s more on telly this week! Psychobitches continues on Sky Arts every Tuesday evening, featuring Sharon Horgan, Katy Brand, Reece Shearsmith and many many more, whilst Not Going Out featuring Katy Wix returns to BBC One on Friday evening. It’s a good time to be an Onioner, eh?
HOOKED TO THE SILVER SCREEN
Don’t forget that Paddington – directed by Paul King and featuring a host of TVO cameos amongst is big-name cast – is currently wowing the crowds in UK cinemas, having taken a whopping £5.1 million in its opening weekend alone!

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Alongside Hugh Bonneville, Julie Walters, Peter Capaldi, Nicole Kidman et al, are little sneaky guest appearances by Alice Lowe, Steve Oram, Tom Meeten, James Bachman, Simon Farnaby and Justin Edwards – so you’d be mad to miss it.
Also out at the moment are Bill Murray vehicle Saint Vincent, featuring Chris O’Dowd, and a film which almost sneaked past our radar – submarine-based action thriller Black Sea starring Jude Law, Tobias Menzies, David Threlfall and Michael Smiley. US readers can see the film, alongside Paddington in January. Check out the US trailer below.
THE BRAIN SUCKING CONTINUES
Finally this week, the campaign to get a movie version of The Day They Came to Suck Out Our Brains off the ground needs your help to reach its goal, and we’ll leave you with this clip of TVO regular Stephen Evans to explain why.
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Keep on peeling, and we’ll see you back here soon!
TWEETS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED
Fans of @mr_wheatley film posters may want to keep checking http://t.co/06DtV2J2Jt for a chance to own Deep Breath & Into The Dalek posters.
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 2, 2014
An archive classic here, as @TomMeeten @MrJamesBachman @steve_oram @arnabacus & @simonfarnaby take on Masterchef: https://t.co/G2i8g17svi
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 2, 2014
And one more for you… @tonypaulway wants to drink your blood as a sexy vampire: https://t.co/fSIReDNofP
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 2, 2014
We could write a news post about this @RachelStubbings article but it seems to go against the spirit of it… http://t.co/JxcXRiJ7tj
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 2, 2014
TVO just watched all 3 new episodes of Brian Pern. @simonday24 & @RhysThomasOBE have an incredible second run on their hands here. Amazing.
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 2, 2014
Brian Pern: A Life In Rock airs next Tuesday at 10pm on BBC2. @tonypaulway @LUCYMONTGOM @MrSteveBurge, Kevin Eldon & LOADS more guest star!
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 2, 2014
As @chortle reports here http://t.co/iM0o8Vx6jA – CHRIS MORRIS, @noelfielding11 & @RichardAyoade appear on the @maryannehobbs show this Sun.
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 2, 2014
Said report from @chortle has a quote from @noelfielding11 talking to us back in 2011: http://t.co/ysUQ1858xV @RichardAyoade @maryannehobbs
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 2, 2014
It’s an exciting evening… TVO is currently catching up on the opening episodes of forthcoming BBC Three sitcom Crims. Fun stuff!
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 2, 2014
Crims features Elis James, Kadiff Kawan & Cariad Lloyd, and comes from Mongrels writer Adam Kay & Buzzcocks writer Dan Swimer.
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 2, 2014
It’ll be on BBC Three in the new year. Sylvester McCoy is amongst the guest stars, Whovians!
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 2, 2014
By the way, more #W1A filming in January. Tres excitant. Am preparing for role by working on other television programmes before we film it.
— rufus jones (@rufusjones1) December 2, 2014
We’ve just sneaked past 12K Twitter followers. Many thanks to you all. Big plans ahead for a 2015 as we celebrate our 5th birthday in Jan!
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 2, 2014
Name us a day that can’t be made better by a picture of Noel Fielding covered in cake. See Buzzcocks on 15th Dec 🙂 pic.twitter.com/CGCfC0lbt4
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 2, 2014
The Velvet Onionground #vegetablebands
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 3, 2014
My director, Mr King reads about the first time I met the Browns. It’s a day I’ll never forget #Paddington https://t.co/a7GmQOrn65
— Paddington (@paddingtonbear) December 3, 2014
TVO just had the pleasure of speaking to @simonday24 & @RhysThomasOBE about all things Brian Pern. The show is back on Tuesday on BBC2!
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 4, 2014
Although not officially one of ‘our lot’, we reckon you’ll dig Richard Gadd. See his new show at Soho Theatre: http://t.co/8gpKHmPAHb
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 4, 2014
Funny comedy fella & the only man to have survived Old Gregg, @JohnnyBigface is behind new CBBC show The Muckers: http://t.co/uZQ4GVClKp
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 4, 2014
If you’re mad about Father Ted & you fancy 3 days of Ted-related madness on Craggy Island, check out Tedfest 2015: http://t.co/66yNGQhdiZ
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 5, 2014
Boo hiss! Here’s why we didn’t hear the Chris Morris/Richard Ayoade/Noel Fielding sketch on 6Music this morning 😦 http://t.co/mMHikH1VsO
— The Velvet Onion (@thevelvetonion) December 7, 2014
Derek finale on 22nd of December (sob). I love this pic. On a side note I look shockingly like my granddad in it! pic.twitter.com/sCbrcB5ZbJ
— Colin Hoult (@colinhoult) December 6, 2014
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