So now we all know that the new series of Luxury Comedy is set in a cafe, and Noel, Dolly, Andy and Smooth work there. But have you got any idea what food is served in the Luxury cafe? Well, wonder no more – because not only are we going to reveal the actual Luxury Cafe menu to you, we’re also going to use the menu to create a rather fabulous reader competition!

Printed below are the two pages of the Luxury Cafe menu, captured by our eagle-eyed photographer during the filming of series 2. Listed beneath the pictures are a series of links; these link to recipes for each of the items on the Luxury Cafe menu. We’ve included absolutely everything that they serve there (except for teas, coffees, or anything that doesn’t warrant a full on recipe).

And here’s what we’re asking you to do:

We’d like you to cook one of the items on the menu. You can use the recipe links provided below or your own preferred recipe, as long as your creation is reasonably close to what’s on offer in the Luxury Cafe. Then, we’d like you to take a photo of your cookery creation (with you in the photo if you like) and tweet it to us using the hashtag #luxurycoffee. If it’s not obvious from the picture, you might need to tell us what it is that you’ve made!

Five winners will then be randomly selected from the entries, and each winner will be sent a Luxury mug and a pack of Luxury coffee. The only people who have received these are a small handful of fancy journalist types, so they’re seriously exclusive!

The closing date is 12th August and only entries received via our twitter feed with the hashtag #luxurycoffee will be accepted. You can submit more than one entry, although each entry must be a different menu item, and there’s a maximum of one prize per person. For the full Terms & Conditions of the competition, please see the small print at the bottom of this post. Happy cooking!

Luxury Sandwiches
Luxury Roast Chicken, Tuna Special, BLT Bomb, Eggy Mayo,  Felafel and Houmous

Additions
Chips, Onion rings

Drinks
Hot Chocolate

Luxury Baked Potatoes
Baked Potato. Toppings: Coleslaw, Chicken Tikka, 3 Bean Salad, Veggie Chilli

Luxury Salads
Luxury Greek Salad, Salad Nicoise

Luxury Ice Creams
Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Caramel, Mint choc, banana, butterscotch, peanut, coffee, rum ‘n’ raisin, praline, pistacho, white choc, ginger, bubble gum

Luxury Coke Float

Special Sundaes
Banana Split, S’mores, Hot Cookie/Brownie

This competition offers 1 Luxury mug and 1 pack of Luxury coffee to 5 winners. The winning entry will be selected at random, from all who provide a photograph of an item that they have created themselves from the Luxury Cafe menu printed in this article. The winners will be contacted via the twitter account that they use to enter. Details will not be shared with any additional third parties beyond The Velvet Onion and E4.

Only entries made to https://twitter.com/thevelvetonion will be accepted. The Velvet Onion will not accept entries as comments to this post, replies to our Facebook page, comments to any other posts in error or emails to any other email address in our domain, nor any entries received after 11.59pm on Tuesday 12th August 2014. This competition is being run entirely by The Velvet Onion, with prizes provided by E4. E4 isn’t involved in the administration of this competition. More than one entry per person is permitted, but each entry must be a different menu item. No more than one prize may be awarded to each person. The judge’s decision is final. There is no monetary value to this competition and no cash alternative will be offered. Prizes will be sent via second class post and will be carefully packaged, but The Velvet Onion cannot be held responsible for any breakages that occur in transit. The Velvet Onion reserves the right to withdraw this competition if any overriding issues arise.