The Velvet Onion is proud to present it’s first ever mp3 download via the folky wonderment that is Hot Brew!

Oona & Crispin Wheatflake first came to our attention in Alice Lowe and Jacqueline Wright‘s excellent docu-short Roots, and since then, the pair – who bear an uncanny likeness to Alice and Antony Elvin – have been firm favourites here at TVO Towers, even allowing us into their humble abode for an exclusive interview earlier this year.

Now the duo have utilised their hessian string communication devices to attach a recording, made of vegetable peel, to the electronic mail system – and are offering you, dear Peelers, the chance to download it for free.

Spread the word, because their Christmas message comes with a serious point to make about the future of mankind.

You can hear it below, and download it for free HERE!