To celebrate the release of Scribblings Of A Madcap Shambleton, those lovely folk at Canongate Books have paired with us again to give you the chance to win wristbands for Noel Fielding & Dave Brown’s next painting event, taking place in Golden Square in Soho, London, this Saturday!

We are offering 5 readers guaranteed access for them and a friend to the signing this Saturday 26th November, and one signed copy of the book!

At 7pm on Wednesday evening (November 23rd), we will post a question on the site – and the first 5 people to respond in a comment with the correct answer will win – so get your fingers hovering over your keyboards at 7pm on Wednesday to be in with a chance to win!!

If you are a winner you will be notified as soon as possible and we will need a valid email address, which you can send to submit@thevelvetonion.com

In the meantime, you can order a copy of the book from The Velvet Onion Amazon Store now for just £11.55! (RRP £19.99)

Due to legal reasons, we regret to announce that our competitions will only be open to UK residents. Naturally, if the book is released outside the UK at a later date, we will endeavour to offer prizes to other territories if possible.