Behind The Bush: Let’s Dance Live!

If you’re reading this, chances are you’ll have seen at least some of this week’s Let’s Dance…for Comic Relief, which saw Noel Fielding channeling Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights.  If you’ve  wondered what goes on during the recording of the show, wonder no more!  Velveteers were on hand on Saturday night, and here’s what they had to say:

A hotchpotch of umbrellas lined up in the grey Ealing rain, eyeing one another suspiciously.  Then a gloriously camp kind face emerges with a clipboard, “Seated or dancing?” Colour-coded wristbands are dished out, and the umbrellas disperse for warming lattes before they reconvene as a snaking line around the portaloos an hour later.

When the doors eventually open we are led into Primetime USA: a vast, harshly sparkling studio of red, blue and silver sequins.  Searing beams of coloured light sweep the space, bright enough to melt skin, while mechanical cameras roll back and forth across tracks, seemingly operated by no one.  An hour of sub-hen party warm-up follows, consisting of a routine alarmingly similar to Bob Fossil’s Dance Academy from the Future Sailor’s Tour, but without the funnies.  Girls scream in our ears anyway.

The filming of the show itself is fast, slick and automated.  The clever use of pre-recorded links mean that the Joneses are behind you, in front of you and to the side of you chatting to friends & family in rapid, quick fire succession.  The dances themselves provide a welcome respite from professional perfection; chinks of humanity show through the well-rehearsed routines.  An ageless Lulu, the second act, is a compact explosion of energy and synchronisation.  The crowd is impressed, whooping with delight, and she’s a tough act to follow.


Then Noel is introduced.  Dry ice fills the stage, surrounded by a shimmering digital forest.  The first few notes of Wuthering Heights, then an arm clad in red chiffon, followed by the rest of Noel looming from the fog.  His performance is perfectly pitched at the point at which daftness, caring and pathos intersect.  We’re spellbound – while the girls next to us continue to shriek at everything.  Noel’s uncanny resemblance to Florence Welch is duly noted.  In the full glare of primetime Saturday night and without his trademark uniform he seems fragile and vulnerable.

The remaining acts pass in a blur of beats, energy and tap dancing – and shrieking.  It’s going to be close.  Finally the votes are counted and we cling onto each other, full of hope for Boosh fans’ unparelleled capacity to vote.  But we don’t manage it this time – surprised gasps whisper beneath the cheering.


Hearts pound as one by one contestants peel away, until we’re left with two: Lulu and Noel.  The screamers scream for Lulu, while we pray for Noel.  Keith Lemon draws it out…and then he’s through!  Fielding’s through!  We go mental, hugging each other and jumping up and down with relief and disbelief, slightly unsure at what point it began to matter so much.

Here’s to the final!

The final of Let’s Dance, featuring Noel takes place on March 12th.  Red Nose Day itself takes place on March 18th.   We’ll be posting further information over the coming weeks, but to find out more information on how YOU yourself can take part, as well as read more about all the incredible work the charity undertakes, please visit their official website.

11 Comments on Behind The Bush: Let’s Dance Live!

  1. Noel was amazing! He HAS to win in the final, he’s brilliant!


  2. Thanks so much for posting this, it is fantastic to hear what it was like on the actual night…since we’re in the states we had to settle for downloading the show late Saturday night. We had a fun little viewing party Sunday night. We’re planning on voting via long distance on the 12th!!


  3. Thanks so much for all the detailed reportings – Noel is genious! I really felt like being punched in the face with rainbows when watching him.


  4. Aaawww, you used my crappy screen grab and somehow made it look good!

    This was lovely. I look forward to the final!

    Also, is anyone else having issues with the embedded YouTube videos? I keep getting errors.


  5. Thank you Thank you for posting this!! Noel was absolutely amazing!! He deserves all the luck!!! I feel myself like a bird that is flying in the sky everytime I watch him. I look forward to the final! Noel will be the WINNER!!! oh, yeah!! 😀


  6. Clarice-April // March 1, 2011 at 7:31 am // Reply

    O velvet onion you provide me with such booshyness it makes my eyes crunch like sand…


  7. Your cap was perfect, Selannia – I hope you don’t mind me borrowing it for the article. Thank you for ‘donating’ it! If you’re having problems viewing the videos it may be because they’re BBC clips so may not be available to people outside the UK. Not sure tbh, but that could be why.


    • I don’t mind at all! Anything to help out.
      The videos are just being temperamental.

      “I’ve got to get my bird sorted out. It was all over the shop.”


  8. Charlie Ward // March 1, 2011 at 5:24 pm // Reply

    Naw, I wish Noel good luck for the final! Russell Kane is good…But Noel is better 😉


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