Dear Sir/Madam

I am writing to inform you that the Filming of The IT Crowd 4.0 has officially wrapped,  and there certainly are some surprises instore from Graham Linehan and the gang.  We shall educate you in the way of transmission dates, as soon as we can.

In honor of this, we at http://www.thevelvetonion.com have plans for launch week that we hope you will all enjoy. In the meantime we would love to know your favourite episodes from series 1,2, and 3, as part of a poll to find out which episode is top dog that we’ll announce the day the first new episode airs.

To submit your three choices, simply send an email to itcrowd@thevelvetonion.com and we will endeavour to…

No. That’s too formal.

IT Crowd back soon. Exclamation mark. Big plans ahead. Exclamation mark. E-mail favourite episode here. Exclamation mark. Exclamation mark.

Looking forward to hearing from you.
All the best,
Maurice Moss
The Velvet Onion.

P.S. There’s a fire.