The Velvet Onion are pleased to bring you our exclusive 2012 calendar!

We’ve been working with a number of our friends both in front of the camera and behind it, to bring you twelve great shots to print out and stick up on your wall between January 1st and December 31st.
With a fantastic new design from Velveteer Lauren “Lozzy” Taylor, inspired by the beautiful design work Peeler Kerrie Leisch provided for the site back in 2010, we really hope you like the results – which are available for a free download below!
Click on each picture to load a bigger version, which you can save and print off at your leisure. You can even do the same with our cover image above.
Thank you to everyone involved, and to all of you – our dearest Peelers – for a truly fantastic 2011… here’s to another great year in the realm of the Onion!
January: Mongrels

Image copyright BBC. With thanks to James Farrell.
February: Noel Fielding & Dave Brown

Image copyright Lauren Taylor. With thanks to Noel Fielding and Dave Brown.
March: Will Summers & Antony Elvin

Image copyright Fiona Campbell. With thanks to Antony Elvin.
April: Alice Lowe

Image copyright Jimmy Crippen. With thanks to Alice Lowe.
May: Tom Meeten & Steve Oram

Image copyright So Television. With thanks to Steve Oram.
June: Dan Clark

Image copyright Ben Meadows. With thanks to Dan Clark.
July: Paul Foot

Image copyright Paul Foot. With thanks to Paul Foot and Ian Wilson.
August: Joey Page

Image copyright Hannah Jeffrey. With thanks to Joey Page.
September: Robots In Disguise

Image copyright Angel Ceballos. With thanks to Francesca Clava and Danica Smith.
October: Colin Hoult

Image copyright Idil Sukan/Draw HQ. With thanks to Colin Hoult and Alex Pudney.
November: Matt Berry

Image copyright Ben Meadows. With thanks to Matt Berry.
December: Rich Fulcher, Waen Shepherd & Tony Way

Image copyright Jimmy Crippen. With thanks to Alice Lowe, Rich Fulcher and Tony Way.
The photos of paul, Noel and Dave don’t really seem to fit in with it. All the others seem more ‘professional’ (lack of a better word) looking whereas these two have just been taken at a show and a signing. It seems as though better photos ould have been chosen for this, though the other months are great. Days of the week are a bit hard to read in some months but if you don’t know what the days are anyway then I don’t think it matters if you have a calender or not.
Well, I guess there’s no such thing as negative criticism… and generosity is a funny old concept, isn’t it?
RE: Paul Foot’s photo – That’s the picture that he wanted us to include. We would’ve put in whatever he asked, really, provided we could get it to work.
RE: Noel & Dave – We were hoping, right up to the last minute, to bring you a photo from Luxury Comedy, but sadly the need to maintain an air of mystique about the show for a few more weeks made that an impossibility. The photo we do include was posed for by the boys, for us.
Sorry it’s not quite up to the standards you were hoping. We did what we could, with what we had, for free – with Lozzy working over Christmas to get this up in time. All we can do is take your comments on board for 2013′s Calendar, eh?
Great calendar TVO , Well done !
Wow.
Jeez!
Amazing! Now I won’t feel so sad about taking this year’s one down! I feel like us readers should be repaying you for all these end of year treats and the hard work you guys put in week in week out. Thank you so much, TVO team, for your tireless work and for going out of your ways to give your readers so much on such a regular basis. Here’s to another brilliant year! Xx
P.S That Brooke person is a jerk off and a fake-y cake maker.
Love the picture of Paul
on my birthday aswell! ahah and noel of course <3 and matt <3
Fabulous calendar TVO! It shall adorn the walls of my apartment. What a great way to prep for New Years!
Another great year to look forward to…Thanks TVO! I would have to say, I’m sure looking forward to June and November (great photos!)
I was just thinking I needed a calendar… and this is one I might actually use!
Thank you so much TVO! <33333333
Thank you! No doubt this took much time and effort, fab job indeed!!
Thank you for another amazing calendar TVO! Can’t wait to get it up on the wall! x
A beautiful calender with wonderful colour schemes! I love the ripped border effect and the images are so very clear and succinct. Let us toast to the health of Senorita Taylor for her exquisite composition!
Nice one Didy! I adore the picture of Noel and Dave because it was taken in Manchester when I met them for the 2nd time. I love the calender thanks for making it every one! xx
word to the Un !